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emnels19 t1_j1punzw wrote

My question is - why are they eating a fortune cookie after a meal with bacon

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SomeonesRealAccount t1_j1pyhh8 wrote

I eat a fortune cookie after each of my actions. Open a door, Cookie. Close a door, cookie. Walk, cookie. Eat, cookie. Text you, cookie. How else do I know my fortune... Right now, cookie. It says: "WE NEED HELP! THIS DUDE IS TAKING ALL OUR FORTUNE, WE ARE OUT OF STOCK WE NEED TO STOP EM". That means I will meet people today, I should bring my gun.

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