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DanontheMoon t1_j7uw67i wrote
Bullshit hell, I do NOT need an IRS audit
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Pithius t1_j7v256u wrote
I need spiders???
[deleted] t1_j7v4953 wrote
Homeless ?
Due_Valuable6802 t1_j7v7z76 wrote
Sadly there is very little point trying to get people to see how much of a powerful statement this is. People do not get this until something happens to them that makes them realize this.
taylorswiftboat t1_j7v8e83 wrote
I’m convinced. I’m going to school naked.
HarryHacker42 t1_j7vaqdx wrote
Quicksand? How do I "Do quicksand"?
RestOk1489 t1_j7vdij9 wrote
And I need followers so can you please go and follow me
Torewin t1_j7vds8v wrote
This is stupid.
wdh1977 t1_j7vf6hn wrote
"The cave you fear to enter holds the treasure that you seek." - Joseph Campbell
This was always my favorite version of this.
NotaCrazyPerson17 t1_j7vgbpg wrote
I fear getting caught in a tsunami
Scagh t1_j7vh1pd wrote
I'm really scared of jumping off this building
lizziebradshaw t1_j7vib5d wrote
I’m afraid of dying, so it means I need to?
lilmiller7 t1_j7viz2i wrote
Because it's such bs. I fear dying in an out of my control accident on my way home from work tonight. According to this "powerful statement" I need to go crash into a semi on the way home. Stop trying to be fake profound
fluffysalads t1_j7vlbvf wrote
Could have used a better word than “usually”, but I understand this.
EdockEastwind t1_j7vlccj wrote
So I need to be hit by a train?
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itsallfornaught2 t1_j7vlofu wrote
Like I need to go do that double black!
gis_mappr t1_j7vlqum wrote
Yall may exclude life threatening scenarios from this statement, sheesh
rosencrantz2014 t1_j7vnu85 wrote
I do not need to be tortured by a mexican cartel right now.
kykyks t1_j7vqjc7 wrote
so i need death ?
LittleKitty235 t1_j7vt5iq wrote
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself...."
I guess we need fear.
Benreh t1_j7vuicp wrote
I ain't fucking no clowns
confusedtophers t1_j7vuzyf wrote
I don’t need to fight a bear.
jaffa3811 t1_j7vw50w wrote
no no, what you fear is what you need to do
you need to do a spider. it'll be a strange relationship, but I have faith you two will make it work
Toiletchan t1_j7vw6qv wrote
I am terrified of death and this post isn’t helping.
rafael-a t1_j7vwwg8 wrote
Dying?
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Cruxito1111 t1_j7vyn3j wrote
As you are poor, everything your face, only gets worse.
darudesandstrom t1_j7vyosg wrote
I'm afraid of commitment.
ShaggysGTI t1_j7w08yv wrote
“One often meets his destiny on the path he chooses to avoid it.”
Master Oogway
Ebukadnezar t1_j7w0vux wrote
Hey, Siri, how do I start a nuclear war
Aditeuri t1_j7w2wld wrote
#I am NOT skipping LEG DAY! 🦵
TheKingOfSwing777 t1_j7w30pq wrote
Sounds like you do. What's your SSN?
lootador t1_j7w3s13 wrote
I need to die?
UpperMacungie t1_j7w4rjs wrote
I don’t want to be buried alive. Noop.
Puzzled-Rabbit t1_j7w82r3 wrote
Fine I guess I'll go snort some live bees
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atorin3 t1_j7w9dkc wrote
Death
ThyShirtIsBlue t1_j7waihh wrote
Thank you for inspiring me to lock myself into a small box filled with flesh eating cockroaches.
kurt_go_bang t1_j7wbg7l wrote
Werewolves?
ebonit15 t1_j7wbtho wrote
You need do dying, so fuck dying!
All_that_edge t1_j7wdo49 wrote
I don’t think I need too get in a head on collision with a semi-truck but I guess if it’s what needs to be done.
entire_forever13579 t1_j7we6kl wrote
No, sir, I am not putting anything up my butt
Zeptojoules t1_j7wgewf wrote
Like the Buddha. Yes. Contentment from within thyself.
[deleted] t1_j7wgpmi wrote
Fuck that shit
GamingWithShaurya_YT t1_j7wmwe3 wrote
i think this is the hill that our parents used to climb daily to get to school.
DingleDonger9000 t1_j7wn0w2 wrote
Instructions unclear, I fucked a bear.
Arijan101 t1_j7wni79 wrote
Good day!
I'm here for my daily dose of AI generated, shallow pseudo-philospophical quotes.
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Yup! That'll do.
BrockSampson92 t1_j7wokqn wrote
Currently detoxing from suboxone and fetonal*
Lemme-Sniff t1_j7woxih wrote
I'm not fucking a spider
OminOus_PancakeS t1_j7wr0i4 wrote
Was just about to chime in with that one.
_Zevan-3Stars_ t1_j7wrgh4 wrote
I need to be framed for a crime I didn’t commit?
DependentMedium7706 t1_j7ws547 wrote
Money… MONEY
jaffa3811 t1_j7ws641 wrote
too bad, we're engaged now. I saw your post history 99% is complaining about britian. that's an energy I need in my life.
Neither-Landscape770 t1_j7wtvac wrote
I should probably stick my dick into a bee hive
jujumber t1_j7wus7j wrote
Get a divorce? Probably…
Douglasjayfalcon1 t1_j7wvada wrote
This is basically the main tenant of cognitive behavioral therapy. Build up to the trigger over time and the response to it dissipates
Putrumpador t1_j7wze7n wrote
I fear hard recreational drugs.
SpaceLemming t1_j7x02s0 wrote
“Need to do” are you suggesting I need to fuck a snake!?
adamhanson t1_j7x0tkg wrote
So I DO need to jump off a pier at night into dark infested ocean water with things I can’t see touching me?! Darn.
Spider-Man3725 t1_j7x1bwf wrote
Hello there
ifoundit1 t1_j7x1d3x wrote
That's actually not true when people make shushes and dismissals when someone talks about the behemoth in the room. No oh hell no we pretend that's a good thing or else nevermind.
Jimmy9Toes t1_j7x1hem wrote
Haha, now I understand why I fear your mom.
LemmeLaroo t1_j7x5957 wrote
Why would I go to the bottom of the Mariana Trench?
Tarable t1_j7x62q8 wrote
Meth...got it.
IJustBeTalking t1_j7xbm2c wrote
I’m so fucking scared of weed and watching netflix man
TheStruggleBus1120 t1_j7xcfy2 wrote
“Ooo shiver me Timbers it’s a billion dollars I’m so scared I’m shaking right now.”
AHarris_poems t1_j7xcg5q wrote
I need to meet a killer clown
or fight a grizzly bear.
On ladders, I should jump back down
and tumble through the air.
The cave I fear to enter
holds the treasure that I seek.
But it’s also full of poisonous snakes.
Fuck it, call me weak.
Educational_Hawk1029 t1_j7xhg1g wrote
I feel like drowning in deep water is a step too far… off a short pier.
Educational_Hawk1029 t1_j7xhlsu wrote
Wear socks at least. Nothing worse than cold feet and I’d hate for that to happen to you.
Educational_Hawk1029 t1_j7xhrk1 wrote
What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger… except bears, bears will kill you.
Javasndphotoclicks t1_j7xm3ot wrote
Freeze to death alone in the mountains?
confusedtophers t1_j7xm9vh wrote
Then eating you will make them stronger!
Massive_Potential_21 t1_j7xo9zm wrote
I am afraid if people find out I have been living with rabies for several years now they will try to get mee vaccinated . Way back when in my under grad days in college I used to be morbidly afraid of catching gonnnorehea, bc of my brief time in the Marines , I remember a bunch of Airmen coming back from Tijuana with gonorrhea and green stuff coming out of their urethra. So fast forward to the time I caught it having sex in a bathroom stall at Ruchi's # 20 drinking margaritas at 12 am Friday morning. So basically I had symptoms almost pretty much same day but by that time it was after 5 pm Friday and I was screwed bc the clinic didn't open back up until Monday. So the weekend was excruciatingly painful. With what amounted to the equivalent of the feeling of razors blades dripping out your piss hole every 10 seconds. I had caught an africanized form of gonorrhea, so it was more like Mr.A1 Alpha Gonorrhea. The doctor gave me very specific instructions he said no alcohol while taking meds , ha I thought he will never know. So I drank with the medicine. And the medicine worked fine until I ran out and then the africanized gonorrhea returned and ouch , I had to go back to doctor. I had to explain that I accidentally drank beer and so he understood and just gave me a one time expensive $100 injection to get rid of bacteria , and it has never came back .....
d-wadeisthegoat t1_j7xp5uo wrote
I need my girlfriend to cheat on me?
-___zero___- t1_j7xrx2r wrote
y’all fr missed the point lmao
Infinite-Macaroon-93 t1_j7xtkaj wrote
Ok.. fuck the dentist.. 👍
lucid1014 t1_j7xubu4 wrote
Well I fear dying alone so I'm boned.
iced-latte t1_j7xussw wrote
I need to be hit by a bus..?
i_smell_like_beef t1_j7xzb2c wrote
I really don't think watching my loved ones drop off one by one and feeling my body break down while my mind stays highly active is what I need.
JohnFortune t1_j7xzbua wrote
Like finding better fonts
wehave_shy_problems t1_j7y05hg wrote
Be buried with hundreds of rats?
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Sullied_Man t1_j7y3isj wrote
- Gets bitten by snakes underwater
Zeptojoules t1_j7y84db wrote
Enlightenment? No? At perfect peace with oneself? Stop resisting it. Embrace the homelessnessity.
Captlard t1_j7y986s wrote
Death?
shensfan t1_j7yckwg wrote
I fear shitty graphic design and uncredited quotes.
Due_Valuable6802 t1_j7ye9vn wrote
What do you think, the meaning of this statement is to have to crash your car into a semi? You misinterpret this statement. Face your fears, choose your pain, that's the direction of this statement. Like I said: "People do not get this until something happens to them that makes them realize this. "
favdepressoespresso t1_j7yea1s wrote
Is "my dad" an appropriate response?
mysteryjib t1_j7yex0p wrote
Whai, what? I need to paint like Bob Ross ?
TobTob_ t1_j7yflqa wrote
But I fear dying alone
VG88 t1_j7ygi61 wrote
Drown while stuck in a pipe?
BounceBackHard t1_j7yj46k wrote
Obstacle is the way!
Unopened_mind t1_j7yjcoj wrote
My fears are rollercoasters..oh man
Snugg_Bugg t1_j7yl2x5 wrote
You want me to be buried underground? Well whoever wrote this needs to go f themselves
[deleted] t1_j7ylrv9 wrote
No thanks you first
Zeptojoules t1_j7ymwd6 wrote
YOU MATERIALIST!!
GirlyGrenade t1_j7yn4cl wrote
So I should DO a home invasion?
[deleted] t1_j7yoizz wrote
Says you from your smartphone and comfy bed
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kuribas t1_j7ypnpc wrote
No, Cognitive Behavioral Therapy is about matching your irrational fears against actual reality, finding more nuanced views of reality and developing realistic expectations. It isn't about explicitly searching for danger. There is a lot of stuff we fear that is actually dangerous, and we should respect it. Like wild animals, traffic, dark allies in poor neighbourhoods, etc...
FlamingButterfly t1_j7yr4qr wrote
Time to fuck a blender
Schmenny90 t1_j7ys1lc wrote
Off I go fighting a grizzly with my bare hands
Jumpy_Floor7660 t1_j7yufb2 wrote
"Where there is fear, there is your task."
dwarven_shart_cums69 t1_j7yunoj wrote
Love Joseph Campbell, also the war of art by Steven Pressfield focuses heavily on getting into the things we resist doing most, helped me kickstart a creative outlet I had put off far too long!
littleendian256 t1_j7yv5kc wrote
Nice try, mother in law...
AzrielJohnson t1_j7yv906 wrote
General Spidey!
AzrielJohnson t1_j7yvdjo wrote
Unzip and dip your wick.
I recommend a rope tied to a nearby tree so you can pull yourself back out.
AzrielJohnson t1_j7yvehv wrote
Don't tell me what to do!
AzrielJohnson t1_j7yvh0l wrote
BASE Jumping is a thing. You can jump off, but still survive.
lilmiller7 t1_j7yvl1b wrote
You're just vaguely stringing words together and acting like that makes a profound statement. It's all just word salad
AzrielJohnson t1_j7yvl7o wrote
If it worked for Willow Rosenberg it can work for you!
AzrielJohnson t1_j7yvouj wrote
This is wonderful, thank you!
MindTime99 t1_j7yvzsd wrote
Damn, I really need to dust those mountains.
RobHonkergulp t1_j7yw651 wrote
What, die?
thunnderbird26 t1_j7ywivx wrote
It's because most become too comfortable where they are instead of where they/we need to be.
DansonswithWolves t1_j7ywt16 wrote
Heroine?
KingDane24 t1_j7za0rb wrote
... guess I gotta go fuck a clown. Hold my beer.
Callmebyoursurname t1_j7zah8a wrote
Ok I feel getting rejected in interviews so I need to practice out
leprajon t1_j7zg8a1 wrote
war?
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garry4321 t1_j7zlqno wrote
So youre saying I SHOULD turn into my raging alcoholic abusive father. GOT IT!
/s
Menard42 t1_j7zroko wrote
C/mon, try a little honk honk beep beep.
11picklerick11 t1_j7zspkw wrote
So die?
HarryHacker42 t1_j7zsq01 wrote
^ I love it when the experienced people teach us newbies! Thanks Reddit for always having an expert.
drumsripdrummer t1_j7ztp4z wrote
"I'm scared of dying"
"You know, I read this quote..."
ForeignPublic2778 t1_j7ztzqa wrote
Be broke and fail?
AzrielJohnson t1_j7zxb6g wrote
Ok_Flounder7323 t1_j80c0w6 wrote
I'm afraid of the people in my life leaving me so I must instead leave them? Doesn't quite add up all the time.
HarryHacker42 t1_j80nxeu wrote
I fear Grizzly bears. But I took your advice and tried to "Do" a grizzly. It did not end well for me. The bear was annoyed but due to hibernation was not quite lethal. I guess the lesson is "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger!"
acm8221 t1_j8110bf wrote
Does alcohol really interfere with the meds or does the doctor just want you to take a break from doing alcohol-induced dumb stuff for a few days?
Earthmail6 t1_j83393f wrote
Die???
Due_Valuable6802 t1_j83eu4h wrote
Thank you for proving my point
FlippingPossum t1_j83l65b wrote
I need to go caving??? I fear escalators. I fear driving off a bridge. I am terrified by small dark dark places.
Space Mountain was freaking awful. The tunnel at Diamond Head in Hawaii was not cool. I need a warning for things like that. Caution: May make you bawl and/or scream.
FlippingPossum t1_j83lnda wrote
This actually sounds nice. I could use a good old reality check some days.
FlippingPossum t1_j83m0n7 wrote
I fear all recreational drugs.
Cough syrup with codeine was a bad experience for me.
Most people: help sleep
Me: insomnia with a side of losing my damn mind
If a prescription can F my life that bad, I don't want to play.
Massive_Potential_21 t1_j84lh72 wrote
Alcohol works against anti biotics from what I was told.
NordicRamen33 t1_j89gcwp wrote
Former_sandra t1_j8gl15m wrote
Great quote just shared with my partner
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