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Metal_Thorn t1_j8hkpf9 wrote

Is there any stupid fucking idea that someone can not turn into a getmotivated caption?

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Cantsmegwontsmeg t1_j8hmksb wrote

Remember, Metal_Thorn, your cynicism is like a breadbin. There's...bread...in it.

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joan_wilder t1_j8jcg1s wrote

Seriously. I wish I was dumb enough to motivated by terrible analogies.

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pickled_philanges t1_j8lu8wn wrote

"Life is like a gas pedal. It gets pressed down, but that makes it go further"

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bingybunny t1_j8ui22h wrote

"attention is like rent. you have to pay it. make life your landlord"

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