People who turn life milestones into checklists are assholes.

I read a guy's description of his goals recently and it went like this:

Goals achieved in 2022

1. Graduated college.
2. Got first job offer.
3. Got engaged.
4. Moved to new city.

Granted he is an engineer so not the most enlightened individual. But I wonder what his new wife thinks about being a "goal achieved" or the fact that she is 3rd on the list... And one step above "rented a U-Haul"