Viewing a single comment thread. View all comments

Slashignore_ t1_jade5ks wrote

Trees can also live for thousands of years and eat radiation for food, you aren't a fuckin tree Clint.

272

nerherder911 t1_jaeriu4 wrote

They also get peed on, lived in, eaten alive by termites and occasionally get unwanted tattoos from random teens.

And if they get tall enough they then get promoted to IKEA furniture.

33

deathbylow t1_jadq9th wrote

They eat radiation? How ba

11

Slashignore_ t1_jadqq20 wrote

Sunlight is radiation

23

deathbylow t1_jadwgm2 wrote

Oh right. I guess when you just say radiation though, people think nuclear

3

rishank86 t1_jae28oi wrote

Well technically sunlight is also radiation of the nuclear type, so...

18

Anti-Queen_Elle t1_jae86ce wrote

We like just enough radiation to stay warm, but not enough radiation to have our organ/elles destroyed.

8

samiyam_ t1_jaeykov wrote

Thus creating the perfect but random conditions for life on planet earth.

5

thisimpetus t1_jaezox2 wrote

Trees losing "everything" is also a part of their natural life cycle and isn't regarded as life-threatening poverty.

10

CaptChair t1_jaewddr wrote

I dunno..I bet if you microdosed radiation you may be able to eat it all eventually.

2