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2ReddYet t1_j15f63g wrote

1). How do you distinguish between Santa’s sleigh and Russian ICBMs with a 100% confidence level?

2). Are you on the Naughty or Nice list?

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NORAD_Tracks_Santa OP t1_j15gioo wrote

1). The secret to that is in Rudolph's red nose! It gives off a pretty distinct signature...

2). Depends on who you ask!

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Killer-Barbie t1_j15h66e wrote

What happens if Rudolph is sick an unable to fly?

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NORAD_Tracks_Santa OP t1_j15ic9b wrote

We'd love to know the answer to that too! While we have experience tracking Santa and his reindeer, we have no clue what would happen in that scenario. But we can tell you -- that hasn't happen in the 67 years of us tracking Santa.

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Boudica333 t1_j162vba wrote

Shouldn’t you be prepared for that? Expect the unexpected

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treegirl98 t1_j15sqod wrote

He calls his cousin Leroy the redneck reindeer. The Joe Diffie song told us all about it!

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patssle t1_j15lapw wrote

If you wanted to hide Rudolph's red nose from NORAD radar - which stealth coating material would you recommend?

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daffydubs t1_j163qni wrote

Oh great, now all other countries’ nuclear ICBMs will come standard with a red nose to pass by our radar on Christmas Eve.

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bionicjoey t1_j167typ wrote

So if the Russians tipped their missiles with red reindeer noses then the apocalypse would be upon us?

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