'Whut do ye want, ya lil' weasel?'

I want to give you head pats

'Get the fook outta here wit' that nonsense. I don't need yer head pats, ya muppet. I'm the king of the octagon, not some dog needing petting.'

I'm gunna pat ya

'Shut yer fookin' mouth, kid. I'll knock you out inside one round. Don't go looking for trouble, because you'll find it.'

Pat pat

'I swear to Jaysus, I'll knock the head off ya if ya touch me. Keep yer hands to yerself, ya little rat.'