Now this is hilarious!

Right now, I have a barn kitty here with me. She has no real owner and many names, as the whole neighborhood is her restaurant. Somehow she broke her hip in the beginning of September. Dad found her and I raced her to the vet and am keeping her inside to heal and be safe. She's doing much better already, but I'm scared to let her go outside again, as people are racing through our village at insane speeds. Those fuckers ran over my sister's cat, and my username checks more than out in this regard...

So, while she's here in my living room, casually pawing a ping pong ball, I opened this website and had it purr. Right away she came to sit down with me on the sofa, muzzled my arm, meowed, disapproved of the artificial meow with a "Dafuq is wrong with you?"-glance, and when I set the purr to a sleepy and relaxed cat, she snuggled down and dozed off, too. Nice.

Both of us like that site. Thanks, man!