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dizzyhobo t1_j130v2w wrote

Real time tracking is doxxing.... /S

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EveryChair8571 t1_j14cuqb wrote

Sharks have rights toooo

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loves_cereal t1_j14eqpe wrote

Should a shark become the new CEO of Twitter?

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YagaDillon t1_j14fhte wrote

YES.

It could be one of those aquarium sharks. It could make decisions by choosing a carcass to eat. I would love to see whether the process would render better or worse decisions than the current CEO's.

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aspidities_87 t1_j14s5y0 wrote

‘Ooh looks like Chompers has selected the clear box with the fish labeled ‘401k Matching’ over the one labeled ‘Executive Bonuses’ and the CFO is screaming at the glass.’

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M2ThaL t1_j14tmm0 wrote

Yes, because the current one is floundering

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