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AlliedDeerskin t1_jchnlf5 wrote

She laughed when I said I wanted to make a car out of spaghetti, you should be seen her face when I drove pasta

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hoosyourdaddyo t1_jcirght wrote

Did you see the snail driving his Cadillac with a giant “S” on the side? The one that makes you say “look at that s car go!”

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Dependent_Comfort_93 t1_jcjru6o wrote

I removed the shell from my racing snail thinking he’d be faster, if anything it made him more sluggish.

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FuriousJorge67 t1_jci70gz wrote

My wife got mad when I put all of our pasta in the bank. I said to her, "Hey a penne saved is a penne earned."

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sonort t1_jchn3fy wrote

Babe I thought it was you, but it was an im-pasta

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Dunge0nMast0r OP t1_jchxzoy wrote

It just feels sogood when it lasagne.

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winkman t1_jcjapcu wrote

Something something Prego.

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Ginway1010 t1_jcjspjv wrote

She was probably surprised that you were interested in pene still since you said it was only that one time in college when you were experimenting.

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Ginway1010 t1_jcjsxwr wrote

“Pene” is Spanish slang

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One_of_those_IDs t1_jckdbc3 wrote

Italian, too.

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Ginway1010 t1_jckuczo wrote

I guess that's why it's shaped so phallic-like? heh heh

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One_of_those_IDs t1_jckw3nn wrote

You mean including the characteristically angled cut on the tip, like a scribe's feather?

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Salnj t1_jcirge2 wrote

Was it Rick or Tony?

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FrReEsEpDeOcMt t1_jcm320p wrote

Your all funny thanks for the pasta jokes

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gaiaforcemom t1_jcm4iiw wrote

Jokes are supposed to be funny…orzo I thought.

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justlikeyouonlyworse t1_jcox1qq wrote

Me and the wife had a row about which pasta was the best.

Well ... It wasn't really a proper row. We just had a fusili words.

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evileyeball t1_jcisbaz wrote

How did David feel about you groping him?

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zazzy440 t1_jcjh6dk wrote

Where did she go to, Hungary?

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phollox t1_jclyz3a wrote

Tell her you're a pansexual, because you like to like the pan. Or if you speak Spanish, that you really really like bread (pan):

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