Submitted by Dunge0nMast0r t3_11t7ne5 in Jokes
Since she left, I've been feeling cannelloni.
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hoosyourdaddyo t1_jcirght wrote
Did you see the snail driving his Cadillac with a giant “S” on the side? The one that makes you say “look at that s car go!”
Dependent_Comfort_93 t1_jcjru6o wrote
I removed the shell from my racing snail thinking he’d be faster, if anything it made him more sluggish.
ArbutusPhD t1_jchvso4 wrote
Drive Pasta! Go Fasta!
Beginning-Ebb-9942 t1_jchp9az wrote
Penne for your thoughts.
JamesJokee t1_jchmjh4 wrote
You Fuccili Billy
FuriousJorge67 t1_jci70gz wrote
My wife got mad when I put all of our pasta in the bank. I said to her, "Hey a penne saved is a penne earned."
sonort t1_jchn3fy wrote
Babe I thought it was you, but it was an im-pasta
Dunge0nMast0r OP t1_jchxzoy wrote
It just feels sogood when it lasagne.
winkman t1_jcjapcu wrote
Something something Prego.
Ginway1010 t1_jcjspjv wrote
She was probably surprised that you were interested in pene still since you said it was only that one time in college when you were experimenting.
Ginway1010 t1_jcjsxwr wrote
“Pene” is Spanish slang
One_of_those_IDs t1_jckdbc3 wrote
Italian, too.
Ginway1010 t1_jckuczo wrote
I guess that's why it's shaped so phallic-like? heh heh
One_of_those_IDs t1_jckw3nn wrote
You mean including the characteristically angled cut on the tip, like a scribe's feather?
Ginway1010 t1_jclulh6 wrote
Does everyone else’s not like that…?
SalamanderBulky2584 t1_jchx4k2 wrote
Angel hair wig for sure!
5degreenegativerake t1_jcio8v5 wrote
I heard she had a threesome with Fred Achini and Alfredo.
TropicChef17 t1_jcl7j5b wrote
Walked around with his sauce on her lip.
Salnj t1_jcirge2 wrote
Was it Rick or Tony?
FrReEsEpDeOcMt t1_jcm320p wrote
Your all funny thanks for the pasta jokes
gaiaforcemom t1_jcm4iiw wrote
Jokes are supposed to be funny…orzo I thought.
Groucho-Marxist50 t1_jcmf5z6 wrote
Now he’s lost in the sauce! 😀
justlikeyouonlyworse t1_jcox1qq wrote
Me and the wife had a row about which pasta was the best.
Well ... It wasn't really a proper row. We just had a fusili words.
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evileyeball t1_jcisbaz wrote
How did David feel about you groping him?
zazzy440 t1_jcjh6dk wrote
Where did she go to, Hungary?
Masspoint t1_jcjiyoj wrote
You're the besto
Evening-Tomatillo-47 t1_jcll7im wrote
That's not the wurst pun I've seen
FriendlyGarden4671 t1_jclge7n wrote
That you, fusilli Jerry?
phollox t1_jclyz3a wrote
Tell her you're a pansexual, because you like to like the pan. Or if you speak Spanish, that you really really like bread (pan):
AlliedDeerskin t1_jchnlf5 wrote
She laughed when I said I wanted to make a car out of spaghetti, you should be seen her face when I drove pasta