Dependent_Comfort_93

Dependent_Comfort_93 t1_jeflinh wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:30 PM

Reply to comment by cantbenotrandom in There’s this nun taking a bath… by staterho

A play on the word wear..

Dependent_Comfort_93 t1_jefjopr wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:18 PM

Reply to There’s this nun taking a bath… by staterho

Two nuns in a bath, one says
“Where’s the soap”
The other says
“It certainly does..”

*edit to explain the joke, it’s a play on the word wear. What might a nun be doing with the soap to wear it out?..

Dependent_Comfort_93 t1_jee1msn wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:19 AM

Reply to Delicacy from around the world by armance83

So much culture in just one packet

Dependent_Comfort_93 t1_jea2enc wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:47 PM

Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05

Blue Peter..

Dependent_Comfort_93 t1_jdk0e33 wrote on March 24, 2023 at 11:10 PM

Reply to I just invented a car that only moves when the driver is silent. by WarlikeDisco

How the phrase “walkie talkie” came about.

Dependent_Comfort_93 t1_jcjru6o wrote on March 17, 2023 at 10:25 AM

Reply to comment by hoosyourdaddyo in My wife divororced me because she caught me groping pasta by Dunge0nMast0r

I removed the shell from my racing snail thinking he’d be faster, if anything it made him more sluggish.

Dependent_Comfort_93 t1_jc44a1h wrote on March 13, 2023 at 10:10 PM

Reply to You're momma so fat by [deleted]

She tripped over last week, cut her knee, gravy poured out.

Dependent_Comfort_93 t1_ja8umc3 wrote on February 27, 2023 at 6:26 PM

Reply to comment by Idk1mB0red in What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48

:0)

Dependent_Comfort_93 t1_ja7vts9 wrote on February 27, 2023 at 2:36 PM

Reply to Sorry I’m late, I couldn’t find the number by Jellyeleven

That door?!? Is it rock climbers HQ? Or parachute club?

Dependent_Comfort_93 t1_ja3be7n wrote on February 26, 2023 at 3:15 PM

Reply to comment by FocusMaster in Chuck Norris once threw a grenade that killed 2000 people. by [deleted]

Remindme! 1 day

Dependent_Comfort_93 t1_j9k4ax8 wrote on February 22, 2023 at 3:57 PM

Reply to comment by Kerivkennedy in Glonous History by PrinceAmled

Good job you’re not Clint..

Dependent_Comfort_93 t1_j6co4iw wrote on January 29, 2023 at 11:42 AM

Reply to What the fuck did the bitch say to the asshole? by barkleylives

When Tourette’s writes a joke..

Dependent_Comfort_93 t1_j6813aj wrote on January 28, 2023 at 11:33 AM

Reply to A blind man was walking down the street and got attacked by Clue_Loose

Yeah, this joke is Bad. Not even a hee-hee here

Dependent_Comfort_93 t1_ixyyjvp wrote on November 27, 2022 at 2:12 PM

Reply to A teacher asks Little Johnny, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” by DrCalFun

Form an orderly queue, Johnny will see you in a moment..

Dependent_Comfort_93 t1_iu4014d wrote on October 28, 2022 at 11:53 AM

Reply to comment by PathRepresentative77 in What's the difference between a hippo, a zippo, and a stick of glue? by QWERTYspoons

He set the trap..