jet_heller t1_je9itkp wrote on March 30, 2023 at 12:13 PM

Unlike OPs dad.

ilhauging t1_je9l5e9 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 12:34 PM

OPs dad is not new?

tracsman t1_je9nn06 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 12:55 PM

No, not new at all, in fact he’s old enough to be his father!

ilhauging t1_je9zct8 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:24 PM

Oh wow

taleofbenji t1_jeapqs2 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:22 PM

He came but not on the back, hence OP existing.

Gwydion-Drys t1_je9tiej wrote on March 30, 2023 at 1:41 PM

Of course. It is when people go to get smokes AND milk they vanish. The interference between getting something healthy and unhealthy makes them disappear into the multiverse. Doesn´t everyone know that?

Plot_Twisty t1_je9z35y wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:22 PM

If I'm running late, my kids ask me if I went to buy scratchers. Based on that poor kid in Iron Man 3. A bit dark for a family joke, but we love it.

tjbill144 t1_jedi7bq wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:48 AM

It's called the Bodega Triangle

ShortFuse t1_jea1zyh wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:44 PM

Milk goes bad. Cigarettes are forever.

28ozPowerade t1_jebt4ml wrote on March 30, 2023 at 9:33 PM

cigarettes go bad outside the freezer

Linda3819 t1_jebzq34 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 10:17 PM

Like cockroaches?

My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues...

axeman020 t1_je9d7on wrote on March 30, 2023 at 11:17 AM