Submitted by LordFarhaams t3_11pcw1k in Jokes
MagentaKevin t1_jby875k wrote
Reply to comment by DidntWantSleepAnyway in A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams
My personal favourite is:
A man is being interviewed at a police station. A man leans forward and says "I'm not saying anything without my lawyer present". The police officer, confused, replies "but you are the lawyer" and the lawyer says "yeah...so where's my present?"
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