Submitted by IAmEggsOk t3_127sccu in Jokes

One of the orders 4 rounds of hard beer, and the other stares in adoration.

“Wow, that’s a lot for a first round isn’t it?” Asks the man

“No, not really” responds the first man, guzzling them all down.

After that, he goes onto the balcony, looks down, and jumps.

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The second man goes to the balcony, looks down, and sees the man walking back into the building. The first man walks in again and orders the same.

“What just happened?” Asks the second man.

No response.

The first man does the same thing, drink the drinks, jumps off the balcony, and comes back up.

The second man, admiring what he just saw, orders the same drinks. Goes with the first man to the balcony and jumps off with him.

crack, the second man falls into a bush and breaks and arm and a leg.

“How do you do this?” The man asks in an angry tone.

“I needed to practice my roll as Superman”

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cleverlyReface t1_jefkad6 wrote

My great grandmother loved to tell this joke until she died.. Have not heard it in 7 years. Thank you

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Dottsterisk t1_jefw3x9 wrote

I always heard this joke ending with the second dude dying and the bartender delivering the punchline: “You’re an asshole when you’re drunk, Superman.”

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nefzor t1_jefxray wrote

Punchline makes no sense. Is it a roll/role pun?

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brown_smear t1_jegq1ea wrote

No pun; they meant to say "role". Last time I heard the joke, after the 2nd man splats onto the pavement, the bar man says to the 1st man: "Superman, you're such a jerk when you're drunk"

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