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HouseCravenRaw t1_jd7v2ha wrote

When I bring a woman breakfast in bed, I want to hear "thank you" not "who are you and how'd you get in my house".

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Ishidan01 t1_jd8t3ca wrote

I'm a locksmith...and I'm a locksmith.

Oh wait wrong joke

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General_Freed t1_jd8mfyk wrote

I will never, ever again donate Blood!
All those Questions...

Where did you get that Blood?

Why is it in a Bucket?

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Eichmil t1_jd9wc2s wrote

Donate a kidney and you're a hero. Donate six and it's nothing but questions.

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TaliesinMerlin t1_jd9co6p wrote

I asked my doctor if I would be able to play the piano after the operation.

She said, "How did you get in my house?!"

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kasakin t1_jdahbol wrote

Never pay taxes.

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