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HouseCravenRaw t1_jd7v2ha wrote

When I bring a woman breakfast in bed, I want to hear "thank you" not "who are you and how'd you get in my house".

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Ishidan01 t1_jd8t3ca wrote

I'm a locksmith...and I'm a locksmith.

Oh wait wrong joke

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