Submitted by porichoygupto t3_126jzi9 in Jokes
I’ve seen a lot of crazy criminals, … but this one takes the cake.
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Dependent_Word7647 t1_jea37zj wrote
Love this meme so much lmao
EnvironmentalDeal256 t1_je9hwj8 wrote
Damn, wish I could maths.
Academic_Cream1450 t1_jeds2la wrote
DC dictionary so meme worthy lol
unripenedboyparts t1_jea1bp9 wrote
I think I found your suspect. He was at a party singing "Happy Birthday" like he FUCKING OWNED THE RIGHTS TO THE SONG.
flunky_the_majestic t1_jebqf2s wrote
It has been public domain for like 10 years
unripenedboyparts t1_jebx104 wrote
I know, bad joke.
flunky_the_majestic t1_jec1zpb wrote
It's ok, this is the place for them
FunAuntieEm t1_jeam6d8 wrote
No one can hold a candle to him.
deathtoallsubreddits t1_jebbq4a wrote
As Steven Seagal said, he's "gonna snatch every motherfucker's birthday."
Rough_Horror_5118 t1_jee10mq wrote
He's part of a syndicate with many layers
Pkrudeboy t1_je9faq4 wrote
It’s Lex Luthor. He stole 40 cakes. That’s as many as four tens, and that’s terrible.