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unripenedboyparts t1_jea1bp9 wrote
Reply to The cops in my town are looking for a suspect who they are calling “the birthday party thief”. by porichoygupto
I think I found your suspect. He was at a party singing "Happy Birthday" like he FUCKING OWNED THE RIGHTS TO THE SONG.
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Reply to My wife and I are a same sex couple by RealBowtie
Booooooooo.
Upvote.
unripenedboyparts t1_jdkerq7 wrote
Reply to I started dating a blind girl. by DooleyMTV
God, that is dark grim.
unripenedboyparts t1_jdke36h wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
Adults by birth, children by choice.
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Reply to comment by cappsthelegend in [image] by Royal_Tumbleweed_910
I aee you've met my stylist.
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Reply to comment by ElmiraKadiev in Website that allows you to visually select the muscle you'd like to target and suggests workouts based on your selection. by bethebumblebee
That's called "sex."
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Reply to comment by Current-Ad6521 in Why do dopamine reuptake inhibitors not treat Parkinson's disease? by unripenedboyparts
It's interesting that the two top comments are "it works" and "it doesn't work," but both are scientifically supported and don't really contradict each other.
I read a few reliable places that methylphenidate may protect neurons in cases of Parkinson's disease, along with some speculation that it might augment levodopa and help lower the dose. You can Google pretty much any hypothesis and find a study to support it.
Previously I'd assumed it was just unpopular because of issues like blood pressure problems and addiction. Then I learned about actual Parkinson's drugs and...holy crap. lol
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unripenedboyparts t1_j6jssp9 wrote
Reply to A man goes to a doctor .. by Nervous_Cranberry196
"Long."
unripenedboyparts t1_j6j6yi3 wrote
Reply to comment by onairmastering in Warning... dirty joke by OldSamVimes
Not saying I agree with it, just that the ostensible rationale for the content warning was definitely fellas gettin' ape head.
unripenedboyparts t1_j6hxsrp wrote
Reply to comment by S-T-A-B_Barney in A newly married couple by comcphee
Wringadinged.
unripenedboyparts t1_j6hjv2z wrote
Reply to comment by CrazyOkie in A woman goes to the doctor by Nl_003
But...the post is about farting and opening a window. These are quite unrelated.
unripenedboyparts t1_j6he63a wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
But...log is dog with an l, which is like dog but crossed with the word leg. Log has more leg than dog does.
I don't know why my brain is trying to treat this joke like a word puzzle.
unripenedboyparts t1_j6hcnf6 wrote
Reply to comment by trashacct8484 in A blond and a lawyer are flying to Cleveland by hoosyourdaddyo
>is sexiest. The rest of the joke is sexiest as well
I disagree. There's nothing sexy about sexism.
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Reply to comment by TheUltimateP1e in A newly married couple by comcphee
*wrought
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Reply to comment by YoniDaMan in A newly married couple by comcphee
No, you do.
unripenedboyparts t1_j6hbczb wrote
Reply to comment by trixterpro77 in A newly married couple by comcphee
Look at their username, they're messing with you lol
unripenedboyparts t1_j6fbeu1 wrote
Reply to I got kicked out of a restaurant for having improper dress. Reminds me of a funny story. by Jackrwood
Alternate version:
An Afghan, an Albanian, and Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguan, an Argintine, an Armenian, and Austrailian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakhstani, a Kenyan, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scottish, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovakian, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Taiwanese, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Thai, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turkish, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian and a Zimbabwean all go to a nightclub...
The doorman stops them and says “Sorry I can’t let you in without a Thai.”
The Albanian objects, "But I have a Thai!"
The doorman says sheepishly, "Apologies, sir. I couldn't see anything under the Afghan."
unripenedboyparts t1_j6fau11 wrote
Reply to comment by onairmastering in Warning... dirty joke by OldSamVimes
Because multiple dudes get blown by a gorilla.
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Reply to comment by Soleserious in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
I confused hockey with football, Messier with Messi and still got the joke.
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Reply to comment by EddieLobster in [Homemade] Buttercream cake by Veeeeezy
At what level of talent and skill is something no longer "homemade?" 🤔
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Reply to comment by flunky_the_majestic in The cops in my town are looking for a suspect who they are calling “the birthday party thief”. by porichoygupto
I know, bad joke.