Submitted by joke_channel t3_124im9f in Jokes
Icetyger4 t1_jdzk81u wrote
I've never heard this one before. I loved it.
DidntWantSleepAnyway t1_je066dz wrote
Yeah, I don’t know if this is a repost, but it’s the first I’ve seen of it! We might both be part of today’s lucky 10,000.
ExcessiveEscargot t1_je0cdhy wrote
Drispish t1_je0jps3 wrote
I would like to add my name to the list of the lucky 10k
DarkHorseStoryTeller t1_je0ocrw wrote
Darn, you'd be 10,001, please try again tomorrow.
false_precision t1_je1igii wrote
10,000 is only an easily said approximation. Ugh.
texican1911 t1_je0xgos wrote
I understood that reference.
peekay427 t1_je0u2fb wrote
And… It’s been removed so I missed it. Any chance you remember it and can share?
DidntWantSleepAnyway t1_je1j3fm wrote
I’m not going to tell it as well, but:
The guy takes out a frog, and tells the blonde “this is no ordinary frog! It can do tricks!”
“What kind of tricks?”
“Well, he can lick pussy.”
The blonde wants to see, so she invites him over and takes off her clothes. The guy sets the frog down on the bed.
Nothing happens.
The guy says to the frog, “You’ve forgotten how to do it, huh? Here, let me show you how it’s done.”
peekay427 t1_je1ke0l wrote
Ha, thanks!
flossdog t1_je0u4h3 wrote
this joke was deleted before I read it 🙁
RegularJoe62 t1_je06w1g wrote
This joke is older than I am.
Fireproofspider t1_je0az1r wrote
Plot twist, you were conjured into existence 4 hours ago.
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