A brave and fearsome pirate sailed toward a small island, in search for buried treasure. He and his crew raced ahead in their rowboat, eagerly awaiting a massive payday. When they shortly came upon a large forest, they searched desperately for the last clue on the map.

Submitted by YZXFILE t3_11nn4qa in Jokes

As the first mate guided them carefully up to a clearing, he stopped suddenly and pointed at a crouched figure straight ahead.

The captain gasped.

"...Carol??"

"Hey, loser," she droned, relieving herself between two pines. "I see you're still looking for buried treasure like a childish twat."

She chuckled, pulling up her pants. "Well, here you go! Good luck digging it up, dumbass!" she laughed, flipping him the bird as she strolled away.

The crew sat in stunned silence. No one dared address the captain...until his first mate whispered, "Brilliant."

"Brilliant!" the captain shouted, rounding on the man. "Brilliant?! Ya mind telling me what the devil me former wench be doin' pissin' on the place we're to dig?"

"But don't ya see, captain?!" he shouted excitedly, holding out the map. "Ex marks the spot!"

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Piisamanirotta t1_jbolhcq wrote

What is a pirates favorite letter?

You would think it's the R,

but their true love is for the C.

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TomppaTom t1_jbq9356 wrote

And what’s a pirates least favourite letter?

“Dear sir, we are writing to inform you that your IP address has been recorded illegally downloading copywrited material…”

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Trama-D t1_jbq8623 wrote

At first I thought her presence was marking the spot, so I had no idea why she was relieving herself... but there she was, marking the spot alright!

But she hsould say something like «Now it should be easy», a bit more cryptic than «Well, here you go! Good luck digging it up». This makes it clear she knew where the treasure was. A more dubious comment would make it much harder to realize this was no coincidence.

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