Jesus_peed_n_my_butt t1_iubi9iv wrote on October 30, 2022 at 1:33 AM

A woman was in a coma,

and she had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was a small, recognisable movement.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."

The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that with the curtains closed for privacy, and his co-operation it might just work. He finally agreed and went into his wife's room.

A few minutes passed and then the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart beat, alarms ringing, the nurses burst into the room. "What happened?" they cried.

The husband said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked".

juancamore01 t1_iublesb wrote on October 30, 2022 at 1:59 AM

Norm McDonald told this joke so much better. RIP 🪦 Norm

[deleted] t1_iubvgsy wrote on October 30, 2022 at 3:28 AM

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BlitzFritzXX t1_iuckk72 wrote on October 30, 2022 at 8:35 AM

Hilarious twist 😂😂😂

Rebel_Player_957 t1_iucqnap wrote on October 30, 2022 at 10:03 AM

If I were the nurse, I would be more specific and tell the husband to give her oral.

DeepFriedDinosaur t1_iud9x9x wrote on October 30, 2022 at 1:38 PM

Of course you would, now that you heard this here tale of woe and misfortune

Rebel_Player_957 t1_iuda4ku wrote on October 30, 2022 at 1:40 PM

I mean, it sems like common sense to be a little specific.