Submitted by Mel0nypanda t3_ye5jb9 in Jokes

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.

In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.

The brunette tells her sister, "When I get there, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."

The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less.

After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news.

She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."

The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, it will cost 99 cents a word.

Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.

After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, "I want you to send her the word 'comfortable."

The operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word 'comfortable?'"

The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde. She'll read it very slowly... 'com-for-ta-bul."

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brokkeli t1_itw20r7 wrote

This is one of those jokes which keep me guessing the punch line till the very end.

Good one!

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amainyak103 t1_itw3epx wrote

The blonde shows up and says, ‟So we are bying a table now?”

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Waitsfornoone t1_itwb50s wrote

Since she had already driven to the ranch and into town, why wouldn't she just drive back herself to tell her sister?

So for your cake day, you're really trying to slip in a dumb brunette joke, aren't you?

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deadlyace83 t1_itwlbds wrote

That was so funny and thanks for sharing

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