Submitted by cactusjackcactus t3_yg1x3x in Jokes
No Dad, have you seen my dad glasses?
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[deleted] t1_iu6lqoa wrote
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Lunatic_DreemurrII t1_iu6otd1 wrote
Tee hee hee! 😆
Waitsfornoone t1_iu6owhu wrote
Have you two considered group therapy?
Lunatic_DreemurrII t1_iu6p95d wrote
The father has lost his sunglasses, so he asks his son if he has seen them.
The son hasn't, but decides to make a funny to lighten the mood, saying, "no, but have you seen my dad glasses?"
Son sounds like Sun.
"Son" glasses, get it?
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Dameattree37 t1_iu6t2ev wrote
It centers around one of the oldest dad jokes out there, the one that almost all dads revere and aspire to tell.
"Daaaaad, can you make me a sandwich? I'm hungry!"
"Hi, Hungry.... I'M DAD!
collapses and dies happy
The age old practice of Dad pretending your self-dectriptive verbs are your name (and that he is, in fact, Dad) has helped pave the way for modern Dad Humour.
Here, Son is phonetically the same as sun. The joke is that Dad refers to his glasses with "son-/sun-" while Son refers to his own glasses with "dad."
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facepwnage t1_iu73f55 wrote
Son... Your a man now.
MoronTheBall t1_iu73kc9 wrote
I see what you did there (with corrective lenses of course).
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Joe-_-King t1_iu76rys wrote
Are dad glasses like beer glasses?
No, that's how you BECOME a dad...
LeaderEnvironmental5 t1_iu76v9x wrote
Family therapy?
ohbyerly t1_iu7984m wrote
May we contact you about this post?
MoronTheBall t1_iu79hjz wrote
Gotta admit it took me a minute for the solution of this case to occur to me.
Lunatic_DreemurrII t1_iu79nwf wrote
Happy to help :D
loadofcobblers t1_iu7cm1g wrote
You’re a man of your yore.
ThunderChief__ t1_iu7djpi wrote
Very subtle
big_poppi76 t1_iu7fshi wrote
It wasn't really spectacular, but more of a spectacle.
CharPhoe2020 t1_iu7oftf wrote
Shit!!!!
Important_Pack8713 t1_iu7vfal wrote
Well well well how the turntables..
leftcoastchap t1_iu7vjp9 wrote
And so the student becomes the master...
onomatopoetix t1_iu7wug7 wrote
i love therapy. especially familytherapy.
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sherriffflood t1_iu81czu wrote
Shouldn’t it be the other way round?
lisamariefan t1_iu81q34 wrote
So I know it's supposed to be a pun, but wouldn't "dad glasses" be like, bifocals or a pair of reading glasses?
EurikaOrmanel t1_iu85gqv wrote
But why did you turn yourself into a pickle?
Fuschiakraken42 t1_iu88dcq wrote
Yeah I like that better. Here let me rewrite it.
Son: Dad, have you seen my sunglasses?
Dad: No, have you seen my dad glasses?
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