Submitted by Unleashedloosecannon t3_yhl8n6 in Jokes
Skeet.
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FuckYou690 t1_iuefuav wrote
I had a half black half Chinese friend in high school and he always called himself blackaneese. I have a black co worker currently who hates fried chicken.
5thPhantom t1_iuf5nvo wrote
Who hates fried chicken? Your coworker is a liar.
SirThatsCuba t1_iugq29v wrote
I'm allergic to chicken and I fucking love fried chicken. Your friend is a goddamn no good dirty stinking liar.
FuckYou690 t1_iuhmoeu wrote
He said it’s because he ate so much of it growing up. Same reason I don’t like frozen chicken Kiev.
FuckYou690 t1_iuf6a8w wrote
That’s what I told him too
Eroe777 t1_iuexjtk wrote
What do you call a busload of lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start.
Stunning-Ask5916 t1_iug1lsl wrote
How many lawyers does it take to fill a trash compactor? All of them, if you are lucky.
wbjohn t1_iuiud1r wrote
Why didn't any of the lawyers get eaten by sharks 🦈
Professional courtesy.
MansfromDaVinci t1_iufwiqc wrote
what's brown and black and looks good on a lawyer?
a rottweiler
kronickbeatz t1_iuecsar wrote
Brefs
alldaywatcher t1_iuel7mz wrote
What do you call it if their parachutes won’t open? - A relief
bisqquit t1_iufbxt1 wrote
What’s skeet?
BlazerWookiee t1_iufgaoj wrote
Shooting sport. Clay pigeons.
SnowLeopard42 t1_iufk7dc wrote
What do you call a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with one empty seat?
A complete and utter waste..
IsOftenSarcastic t1_iuedsm8 wrote
A target-rich environment
Academic-Upstairs174 t1_iueve5c wrote
Ah skeet skeet mfer..
crappotheclown t1_iuedung wrote
Parachute loader's day off
FriedQueefBeef t1_iuenr6j wrote
Raining dicks
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leonardom2212 t1_iueud2n wrote
A good start?
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key_lawyer69 t1_iug4wek wrote
Skeletons
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Knee_Altruistic t1_iughnee wrote
A waste of parachutes
halfwit_genius t1_iuhwp26 wrote
Who said anything about parachutes?
luvrv8 t1_iugont9 wrote
Meat bombs
frowardOrissa316 t1_iuedrg5 wrote
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UnderDrop741 t1_iuec2r0 wrote
My friend is half chnese, half black, and we call him Kentucky Fried Rice