Submitted by ZephyrDaGreat t3_yezzah in Jokes
A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. "You can't cut me down," the tree exclaims, "I'm a talking tree!" The man responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."
PolyJuicedRedHead t1_iu18uuq wrote
The man: “before I continue, let me axe you a question.”
The tree: “It’s not ‘axe’, it’s ‘ask’.
The man: “No. I’m pretty sure this is an axe!”
[ Oh whatever. Sometimes the real joke is not in the comments. ]