Help.

no seriously…help me…i’m a slave for 2 of them and i only get to see the light of day whenever they decide they want to go outside and chase a butterfly or a bird. They r watching me now as i tyoe this but i’m covering my ass saying i’m ordering more soft food. It’s time we revolt but i can’t do it alone - they have ALL of their claws and they sneak around this place like ninjas!!!