Because it can't last a day without getting beat, it doesn't have any rings on it, and it disappoints everybody who wants to look at it.

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Scubalefty t1_iteee5p wrote on October 23, 2022 at 12:33 AM

I call mine the Chicago Bears so it'll get licked every Sunday.

SloanDaddy t1_itf26is wrote on October 23, 2022 at 3:55 AM

It's very incorrect to say the cowboys have no rings. They have 5.

There are 12 active franchises in the NFL with no championship rings, choose one of them.

Fuck the Cowboys. But get your facts straight.

yacozaragoza t1_itnysia wrote on October 25, 2022 at 1:09 AM

Lol

thebigtexas t1_itevzvi wrote on October 23, 2022 at 2:58 AM

...the Cowboys have a bunch of rings though.

ogromnyy-konchil t1_ite0k10 wrote on October 22, 2022 at 10:45 PM

The actual cowboys have 5 rings though.

Chek_Brek_Iv_Damk t1_iteup26 wrote on October 23, 2022 at 2:47 AM

I call my dick the cornhuskers because it's been getting beat every weekend since 2009

FarfarsFav t1_itf58bq wrote on October 23, 2022 at 4:27 AM

Huck the Fuskers!

hoosyourdaddyo t1_iteyrkm wrote on October 23, 2022 at 3:23 AM

Stupid joke. The cowboys have five rings. You need to choose a different team

Excellent-Big-1581 t1_ite6339 wrote on October 22, 2022 at 11:28 PM

Bet there’s a poop ring

swagcoffin t1_itesmlm wrote on October 23, 2022 at 2:29 AM

Joke's always in the comments lol

Fish_Fellatio t1_iterbcn wrote on October 23, 2022 at 2:18 AM

I think you are talking about the buffalo bills

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Ilikepancakes87 t1_itf0vgi wrote on October 23, 2022 at 3:42 AM

…because it hasn’t been useful or productive since the ‘90s?

FarfarsFav t1_itf5dxw wrote on October 23, 2022 at 4:28 AM

Mine’s like the Broncos in that it is also the lowest scoring in the league.

TheDadThatGrills t1_ite0vyn wrote on October 22, 2022 at 10:48 PM

This better ring true tomorrow

tnguy931 t1_ite1gq9 wrote on October 22, 2022 at 10:52 PM

What kinda ring you want?

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Randonium14 t1_itffzqs wrote on October 23, 2022 at 6:36 AM

I call mine the Washington commander because it's got a redskin nobody wants to talk about.

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koreanfertilityrate t1_itft3xj wrote on October 23, 2022 at 9:36 AM

It'll be that way until Jerry's gone.