Submitted by SevenIsNotANumber2 t3_y8gfgx in Jokes
A Florentine had in his home a young man who instructed his children in the elements of knowledge. After a long stay, the young tutor felt himself so much at home that he had in turn the housemaid, the nurse, and finally the mistress herself.
When the master of the house, who was a jovial fellow discovered this, he summoned the young man to his private chamber and said: "I find it unmannerly of you, sir, that in taking your pleasure of my entire household you have made an exception of me."