Submitted by Brettmonchan t3_z8rxw7 in Jokes
They both come with a toy inside them.
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nametakenfuck t1_iyf3ys0 wrote
They bothcome with a meal
AleGolem t1_iycwuw4 wrote
That's some serial killer logic.
AgitatedCharacter924 t1_iyfbt3j wrote
One is good but two is way more satisfying
Waitsfornoone t1_iye6x5l wrote
... in the box."
FTFY.
thecarcosaking t1_iyf9lkc wrote
if they are hot then they are worth it
Cosmic1Alien t1_iydg9ca wrote
They are both expensive nowadays.
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wildadragon t1_iyd1q2h wrote
That sounds like a you issue that you're admitting you've never made a woman come on your own. That's brave and sad.
UniversityFrequent15 t1_iydwtvg wrote
That's a very specific and random conclusion to jump to, sounds more like a you issue than a them issue.
TenragZeal t1_iydadf4 wrote
You know you can do both right? Being able to do stuff with a remote while doing other things is quite fun. Play a board game, when it’s her turn crank up the toy, watch her get flustered and squirmy, fun stuff pursues.
sensitivepistachenut t1_iyd4g56 wrote
...and you prefer the toy over the actual meal?