sensitivepistachenut
sensitivepistachenut t1_jc7mz0p wrote
Reply to comment by ApiContraption in PsBattle: Plant Holders by Alex_jaymin
"Plant.. yep yepyepyepyep"
sensitivepistachenut t1_j3v9dhb wrote
Reply to [IMAGE] Never step back! by hoangmanager
If you can't crawl, then jump off the cliff and you'll be moving for the rest of your life
sensitivepistachenut t1_j3clmbv wrote
Reply to comment by Karnezar in Don’t hold back on those New year resolutions 😂😅 gives new meaning to “going hard” in the new year! So laughs for Friday! Have good day! [discussion] by Mz_hyde350z
Well, a woman crashed in his shelter eventually, didn't she?
sensitivepistachenut t1_j1y4sii wrote
Reply to comment by skuzzlebutt36 in A crowded beach in Atlantic City NJ 1908 by SerpentKing1987
On a melanoma's point of view, that's actually a good course
sensitivepistachenut t1_j0tuxoc wrote
Reply to comment by refreshingwinds in Portrait in the style of Loomis, me, graphite, 2022. by refreshingwinds
Hah, knew it!
sensitivepistachenut t1_j0ts7pk wrote
Looks good! The face reminds me of Emma Watson
sensitivepistachenut t1_izwopmr wrote
Erection too
sensitivepistachenut t1_iyd4g56 wrote
...and you prefer the toy over the actual meal?
sensitivepistachenut t1_iycoyt1 wrote
Reply to [image] Who says you need it all? by Aboutconclude462
Too bad I have time and energy for only two of 'em
sensitivepistachenut t1_iy9988h wrote
Reply to comment by mitsyetzpittelettes in TIL Robert W. Service sent his poems to his father to be printed and given as gifts to friends. Service received back an offer of royalties for publication, the printers had loved the poems, The Spell of the Yukon and Other Verses was an immediate success and Service quit his bank job the next year. by jamescookenotthatone
"at your Service"
sensitivepistachenut t1_ixpo5kt wrote
I guess this is a good reason to declare Mars as a terrorist planet and bring freedom and democracy on it's surface as an act of peace
sensitivepistachenut t1_ixm6ojp wrote
Reply to comment by RealMudflapper in LPT : If your dad comes into your room while you’re busy for a chat, don’t get annoyed, enjoy the chats while you can or you’ll regret it by [deleted]
I understand and I'm really sorry for your loss. I hope he was a man who loved to listen his children and do a constructive discussion when a chance would occur. Don't get me wrong, but the thing is, my dad is a bit stubborn, gets easily irritated and never admits he was wrong. And oh boy, when in mood, he just loves to talk about himself, but he also ignores my attempts to talk, so it's a kinda fruitless conversation. I do know a lot about him, but apparently he is fine being distant with us children.
sensitivepistachenut t1_ixm0amc wrote
Reply to It can get hairy. by Direct_Conclusion_40
"It means you're going to have 'girl's night out' again, aren't you?"
sensitivepistachenut t1_ixlvrdn wrote
Reply to LPT : If your dad comes into your room while you’re busy for a chat, don’t get annoyed, enjoy the chats while you can or you’ll regret it by [deleted]
Meh, he usually just watches us playing console games for a while and then leaves the room. Usually when we chat, the conversations are awkwardly formal, so he just spends time on his computer and I playing video games with my siblings in our own room
sensitivepistachenut t1_ixldzt1 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by being a h*rny by cxcxxxc
In your mind you roll that sentence over and over to get it out right. In a panic, you'd end up shouting anxiosly "penis!", while holding your junk on a hand
sensitivepistachenut t1_ixcceka wrote
Reply to comment by Guano- in PsBattle: This gorilla in a children’s chair by TheJedibugs
"So.. you're saying the only solution to rescue mankind is to return monkey?".
" So it seems.. So it seems indeed.."
sensitivepistachenut t1_iujaka1 wrote
People here in Northern Europe has noticed the US influence on halloween over all saint's day. Luckily there has been rising interest about our medieval harvest celebration days, like Kekri.
sensitivepistachenut t1_iuj9q0w wrote
Reply to A rock might have spent over 260 million years in the ocean trying to get to the beach just to get thrown out in the water again by Waoonet
It's a rock. It doesn't care, it has all the time available to just wait for humans to wipe out and return back to a beach
sensitivepistachenut t1_iuhuajy wrote
Reply to When you take a shit after spicy food, the pain moves from your stomach to your asshole by ilovemeasw4
Come eat these hot wings with extra spicy sauce, they said.
It'll be fun, they said.
sensitivepistachenut t1_iuhmo7e wrote
Reply to Someone still remembers you as an asshole for something you probably don't even remember doing. by lucius789
Yup, I was pretty drunk and can't remember her. All I can remember is a one flash moment of her bending over for me.
sensitivepistachenut t1_iuhbgak wrote
Reply to Sex scenes ruin movies for me. by [deleted]
I'd like to see more "shoot 'em up" sex scenes
sensitivepistachenut t1_iua0f7f wrote
He's an antisemitist gayfish, so lqbtq+ matters were taken account too
sensitivepistachenut t1_iu3irs8 wrote
Reply to LPT: If you have items that are precious, tell your adult children the story of those things far before death. Better yet, write it down and include it with the item. by AcroAmo
My stories would be comparable to the famous kusikivi (the piss stone) https://fi.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kusikivi
in english: after the crowning ceremony in 1751, the new king of Sweden, Adolf Frederick, visited eastern side of his kingdom (nowadays Finland). At Kurikka, near Turku, the expedition stopped to rest. The king used this stone for a cover to take a leak.
sensitivepistachenut t1_itkk2p4 wrote
Reply to the pumpkin incident by Used-Ad2517
Charlie Brown! Come quick! It's the great pumpkin!
sensitivepistachenut t1_jduhuiu wrote
Reply to At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
Dang, I'd like to see that happen. So far the girls just have had an akupuncture therapy in the midst of a gaming session.