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wise_op_live t1_iy5kxpt wrote
Neither did she.
StickyDuck t1_iy5q7b5 wrote
An African or a European Swallow?
IMayNotBeSerious t1_iy5usjl wrote
Doesn't matter what she is to me if she's swallowing.
Competitive-Ladder-3 t1_iy65r4x wrote
I don’t knooooooowwwww ….!
peterlackson t1_iy5jrdy wrote
A father whale and his son are swimming when the son whale asks his father, ‟Where did I come from?”
The father whale replies, ‟From my penis son.”
The son rolls his eyes and says, ‟Thanks dad.”, to which the father whale replies, ‟You are whale cum son, you are whale cum.”
Emb3rfyre t1_iy5kyhi wrote
This pun is so fowl.
blazinfury717 t1_iy5y2po wrote
The Dove is the bird of love, but the bird of lust is the Swallow.
WalterDaSquirrel1259 t1_iy5ifqj wrote
I thought this was r/AskReddit and I was gonna say a shoebill bird 😭
daddybtrans t1_iy5sxss wrote
Turkey. You know how Much they love to gobble gobble.
c0pp3rhead t1_iy5yjzb wrote
I was gonna say woodpecker.
the_deputy12 t1_iy67vu9 wrote
After the stork drops off the baby, the tit makes daily visits
roodeeMental t1_iy5uhn7 wrote
Cassowaries. Not tryna be funny, I just imagine it's within their scope
hazpat t1_iy5yih5 wrote
The rough faced shagg. Maybe the go away bird too.
overbossc t1_iy63119 wrote
An African or European swallow?
Significant-Past-909 t1_iy68whl wrote
Clever
-starbolt- t1_iy6gooy wrote
I don't know the binomial nomenclature for them, but you have one on each hand.
Anytime I see one or use one, babymaking is nowhere around.
Playfull_Platypi t1_iy6i6qe wrote
The Swallow.... courtesy of Iris&Rose
Jackymon t1_iy6idc8 wrote
Nah it's the falcooooooooon....punch
ruggedlywash45 t1_iy5kf8c wrote
I can not believe I did not see that coming...well done ⬆️