Submitted by Goatmanthealien t3_z6lojl in Jokes
doth_taraki t1_iy2qyul wrote
Yo a pastor once farted in his hot, humid van while we went over his discipleship booklet and I regret to say I pretended I could not smell it just to not offend him because he got so uncomfortable and there was an awkward silence for three whole smelly minutes.
Effective-Elevator83 t1_iy3uex8 wrote
I’ve learned a valuable phrase to avoid this embarrassment: 1) “Did you hear that barking spider?!”
I’ve found it breaks the tension with humor, regardless of the offender.
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