Submitted by Goatmanthealien t3_z6lojl in Jokes
Northstar1989 t1_iy39b74 wrote
Reply to comment by Remoru in An old couple was sitting in Church... by Goatmanthealien
>she was not amused.
Maybe because it's really a poverty thing?
Old people get prescribed Hearing Aids, but can't afford to use them because of ridiculous price-gouging on the batteries.
cshookIII t1_iy3sdl6 wrote
Well this was an unexpected turn in the comments.
That_Tie7838 t1_iy4bdg9 wrote
Expected turn. Someone always takes the fun out of every damn thing.
Dramatic_Arm_7477 t1_iy6bmqv wrote
Agreed
Remoru t1_iy4izau wrote
I think her lack of amusement was more of a "my mother has never cared for toilet humor and especially didn't care for her teen son laughing uncontrollably in a public space" thing. My recall of an event that happened about thirty years ago may be imperfect but I'm fairly certain the old man in question was fully aware of what he was doing, he just didn't give a shit about the noise he was making. I'm not certain how old you are but I'm finding that as I age, I'm similarly having less shits to give about certain etiquette protocols. That said, yeah: poverty is a serious issue and we should collectively do a better job of supporting each other.
redneckhotmess t1_iy5fznb wrote
Most mothers are not amused by toilet humor, or their offspring laughing uncontrollably in public about either toilet humor or old people. Just sayin'. Source- am mother of boys.
reflectiveseventies t1_iy3fn5x wrote
Go to Costco. 10 bucks for a pack of 48 size 312.
raz0rsh4rp t1_iy3k48j wrote
Why get new batteries at all? The TV volume goes up to 100!
No_Primary_44 t1_iy3wush wrote
And this is why Gramps will get bluetooth headphones for christmas
TaikaJamppa t1_iy4cnyg wrote
#What did you say? Huh! I can’t hear you! This thing must be outta battery again!
- grandpa, probably.
Sadly my grandpas/-moms, from both mom’s and dad’s side, have already passed… last one, the one grandma I grew up with and loved, passed late last year, I recall September…? And grandpa, whose last car I inherited as well, passed when I was starting my 2nd year in vocational college, in summer of 2014. Mom’s mom passed before I was born, same year in fact, and dad’s dad I never met, but had a few words (he literally asked to get my dad to phone).. that’s all.
TLDR: keep your loved ones close for as long as you can! I almost let go of granny near the end… too early.
Mewlies t1_iy3v6t4 wrote
Many have proprietary batteries that you are better off ordering a whole new pair of hearing aids and hope your insurance will agree to pay for a new pair. In USA at least many insurance companies have limits on medical supplies per year like orthopedic shoes, optical glasses/contacts, hearing aids, walking assistance devices, etc.
VintageSoul0521 t1_iy56isf wrote
Three things I hope to continue doing in my golden years are seeing, hearing and eating. Guess what Medicare doesn’t cover: glasses, hearing aids or dental! You pay for extra coverage for the three things most seniors need. I guess they think we can’t see or hear that we’re getting screwed :/
Mewlies t1_iydgyv7 wrote
In many States the State is are required to Offer a Listing of Low to No Cost Medicare/Medicaid Part C and/or Part D Provider listings. Which in some States they must provide at least $500 to $1000 Coverage for Each of Vision, Hearing, and Dental.
bruh-sfx-69 t1_iy4f91l wrote
No. It’s funny because he farted.
Dramatic_Arm_7477 t1_iy6bofq wrote
Underated comment
ScionOfLucifer t1_iy3r8q4 wrote
Hearing this is so sad, as I can get free batteries delivered to me whenever I need them. I'm in my 20's, but I couldn't live without them - at least not easily - so I hate to think of anyone having to go without.
thatguyther21 t1_iy4a8p7 wrote
Hearing has nothing to do with feeling. Just cuz you can’t hear it, doesn’t mean you can’t feel the pressure release and vibrations.
ScionOfLucifer t1_iy4aqhf wrote
Heh? Dude, I'm talking about scalping old people with hearing aid batteries. They're so important for me to live comfortably, get around in public easily, and my hearing is luckily stable at my level of loss - I find it despicable that people have to go without because they're too expensive.
gwardotnet t1_iy4299t wrote
Not any more. Use Amazon
Sparegeek t1_iy4f0ux wrote
My father in law gets free batteries from his hearing aidcompany. They mail them directly to him whenever he needs them.
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