Submitted by Goatmanthealien t3_z7fex0 in Jokes
young_fire t1_iy6enau wrote
clearly he wasn't very smart. Put one bag in the attic and one in the basement
baconit4eva t1_iy790fp wrote
Put two bags in the attic with a slide to the basement. If he is going to heaven he gets the bags on the way up, if he is going to hell, a trip wire under the bed will send the bags to the basement he can pick up on the way down.
MaryGoldflower t1_iy7iig9 wrote
ah, but if you want to make that work, you'd need to know if the speed that the deceased have when going to hell is lower than the terminal velocity of a bag of money.
Even_Appointment_549 t1_iy7n9qa wrote
Found the scientist.
Musaks t1_iy7syyf wrote
nah, a scientist wouldn't assume 2pillows of cash travel down a slide at constant terminal velocity
MaryGoldflower t1_iy7vtcl wrote
I wen't with the assumption that hell would be deep down enough, and the speed slow enough, that the short period where it isn't at terminal velocity is negligible.
But I am indeed not a scientist.
Musaks t1_iy7w9qa wrote
to be fair, trying to build the slide all the way down to hell directly, instead of just the basement, adds a whole nother lot of problems :P
And in that case, wouldn't it be better for the deceased to be FASTER, not slower? So they arrive before the money and no other hell-inhabitant steals it.
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Sorry, i just couldn't resist nitpicking even more. It's what will send me towards hell, i guess
biofuelwins t1_iy8ejm4 wrote
I'm assuming that the spirit or soul of the deceased ascends or descends either straight up or straight down, depending on going to Heaven or Hell. The money pillows need to be within grabbing distance at the time the spirit is passing. The pillows can not be sent to the other realm, only brought.
#nitpickingfurther
TENTAtheSane t1_iy9h0oa wrote
*engineer
NoOnion16 t1_iy9y3z9 wrote
i can tell you have thought long and hard about this
Civil_Knowledge7340 t1_iy6fqiu wrote
Wait, did this actually happen?
young_fire t1_iy6hotl wrote
No, jokes are fictional
Civil_Knowledge7340 t1_iy6i2tu wrote
But the money.. the money was real?
Waitsfornoone t1_iy6k3oe wrote
Sure, if you believe Monopoly money can pay your way into heaven.
wingedespeon t1_iy6ndgv wrote
The Ferengi have entered that chat.
roydepoy t1_iy6zgrx wrote
1 bag of cash in the attic, 1 bag of cash in the basement. 475th law of commerce.
HeadFullOfBrains t1_iy7d0ba wrote
Dang, this is my second r/unexpectedstartrek of the night!
davesy69 t1_iy8yypp wrote
Those big ears hear everything, especially when money gets mentioned.
young_fire t1_iy6u87q wrote
It's a made up story, none of it happened
Tom2Die t1_iy7g2jd wrote
I heard that in Frakes' voice just now.
raccoonsonbicycles t1_iy76siz wrote
But why male models?
Sea_Video145 t1_iy7ur76 wrote
Are you...are you serious? I just explained that...like a moment ago.
tptasev t1_iy7qdt8 wrote
I believe it.
S2Charlie t1_iy8jfao wrote
I can check it, send me all the bills you have and I'll compare the serial numbers.
PlacidPlatypus t1_iy8vas5 wrote
Money is real and exists in many places, if that's what you're asking.
Poopikaki t1_iy7cly5 wrote
But you are real!
Chromeboy12 t1_iy7porb wrote
You forgot the /s
[deleted] t1_iy92tn5 wrote
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JPincho t1_iybssxw wrote
What do you mean? Never heard of Trump?
LotusEliseR t1_iy6pt6f wrote
/r/lostredditors
Right_Two_5737 t1_iy8zsff wrote
It happened, I was there. I'm a bag of money.
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Fancy-Raccoon-1520 t1_iy9vxko wrote
He was a lawyer, not a hedge fund manager
Derser713 t1_iyaizg8 wrote
.. ... what about limbo?
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