Submitted by SamElTerrible t3_z70bum in Jokes
Specialist-Look-7929 t1_iy4lna6 wrote
What's the difference between an onion and a dead hooker? . I cried when I chopped up the onion.
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? . I never had a lentil on my face.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? . No ideer.
PostCivil7869 t1_iy4r580 wrote
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea?
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