As soon as Harry and his wife entered the hotel/casino and registered, a sweet young woman dressed in a very short skirt walked up to Harry and became very friendly.

Harry brushed her off.

Harriet quickly objected,

- "Harry, that young woman was nice, and you were so rude."

- "Harriet, she's a prostitute."

"I don't believe you. That sweet young thing?"

"Let's go up to our room and I'll prove it."

In their room, Harry called down to the desk and asked for 'Bambi' to come to room 1217.

- "Now," he said, "you hide in the bathroom with the door open just enough to hear us, OK?"

Soon, there was a knock on the door.

Harry opened it and Bambi walked in, swirling her hips provocatively.

Harry asked,

- "How much do you charge?" "$250 basic rate, $100 tips for special services."

Even Harry was taken aback.

- "$250! I was thinking more in the range of $25."

Bambi laughed derisively.

- "You must really be a hick if you think you can buy sex for that price."

- "Well," said Harry, "I guess we can't do business. Goodbye."

After she left, Harriet came out of the bathroom.

She said,

- "I just can't believe it!" Harry said,

- "Let's forget it. We'll go have a drink, then eat dinner."

At the bar, as they sipped their cocktails, Bambi came up behind Harry pointed slyly at Harriet, and said,

- "See, I told you! look what you get for $25 !!!"