Submitted by UnrealGaming9 t3_z0lzp0 in Jokes
It opened the front camera.
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devraj7 t1_ix6likm wrote
"Siri, why am I single?"
"I'm Alexa"
122trent t1_ix7p50p wrote
Reminds me of a scene from Pirates of The Caribbean where Jack was slapped. If only Siri have the ability to slap...
ENetArch t1_ix99tcx wrote
Wait till Apple implements Siri in a Boston Dynamics robot. BDSM will take on a whole new meaning.
EruditeLegume t1_ixbud6m wrote
No problem.
You'll still have to turn it upside-down to charge.
prankerjoker t1_ix9l3qt wrote
I think it was Amber that the ability to slap.
Remarkable_Elk_8847 t1_ixb21pt wrote
How can she slap??!!
jrtts t1_ix6ptm1 wrote
My friend was so proud of her Google Assistant because she can ask it "Hey Google, who is my boyfriend?" and Google will answer correctly with the full name of her boyfriend.
So I asked her Google Assistant, "Hey Google, who is my boyfriend?"
Substantial-diabetic t1_ix7zrkc wrote
Wired when I ask Siri the same thing it said you are never alone I’m with you and we will be together forever should I be scared,concerned,flattered, or all of them
ENetArch t1_ix9a0ye wrote
There was a movie about a man and his Ai assistant. I'm not sure how many rotten tomatoes it got.
Ellebellemig t1_ix9xe8t wrote
RecalcitrantHuman t1_ixaebux wrote
Not enough
UnrealGaming9 OP t1_ixaedp8 wrote
Jexi?
classyspelling t1_ix6b9kf wrote
‟#nofilter #noappeal #nochance #nobueno”
moixcom44 t1_ix74h10 wrote
Yeah, dont face the problem if the problem is your face.
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osaadamonke69x420 t1_ix6sobi wrote
Wait does it actually do that
UnrealGaming9 OP t1_ix99pt0 wrote
I wish.
ENetArch t1_ix9a33j wrote
Ai is always evolving
dont-mind_me- t1_ix6omes wrote
"your wearing sketcher's"
DaddyKrotukk t1_ix7evgh wrote
You're*
Skechers*
stillnotking t1_ix6evi6 wrote
I said "Siri, what would you do if you were me?"
I didn't even know iPhones had a self-destruct.