RecalcitrantHuman t1_jec7a7z wrote on March 30, 2023 at 11:11 PM

Reply to comment by amerkanische_Frosch in I’m currently writing this from the hospital. by Verothyn

That is awesome. Thanks for sharing

RecalcitrantHuman t1_je122p0 wrote on March 28, 2023 at 5:21 PM

Reply to comment by HarryHacker42 in What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? by Less_Geologist_4004

I hope you are a liberal bot because otherwise this is simply sad

RecalcitrantHuman t1_je0rj4r wrote on March 28, 2023 at 4:14 PM

Reply to comment by blobblet in Little Johnny's parents wanted to have some "alone time" together... by SexySwedishSpy

He is a crime boss

RecalcitrantHuman t1_jdru67e wrote on March 26, 2023 at 6:18 PM

Reply to comment by pasonka in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname

Enjoying himself?

RecalcitrantHuman t1_jdknp8x wrote on March 25, 2023 at 2:09 AM

Reply to I started dating a blind girl. by DooleyMTV

Harder than hiding the body?

RecalcitrantHuman t1_ja9v18x wrote on February 27, 2023 at 10:15 PM

Reply to comment by KitKatDad in What's a simple method for calculating the number of bees in a beehive? by TargetOfPerpetuity

Ask her how many bees are in OPs hive smarty.

RecalcitrantHuman t1_ja9axh1 wrote on February 27, 2023 at 8:08 PM

Reply to comment by phadrus56 in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont

Tell me Reddit is a liberal hell hole without telling me Reddit is a liberal hell hole.

RecalcitrantHuman t1_ja6jlnd wrote on February 27, 2023 at 5:17 AM

Reply to They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29

On their body. Not off their body. Too easy. I’ll settle for 20%

RecalcitrantHuman t1_j9w6yv0 wrote on February 25, 2023 at 12:12 AM

Reply to comment by jentron128 in someone asked me what the 9th letter of the alphabet was by boombanggg2

I is not correct

RecalcitrantHuman t1_j6auify wrote on January 29, 2023 at 12:29 AM

Reply to Global Inflation Update by Infamous_Sympathy_91

Trust me bro

RecalcitrantHuman t1_j5vxo9o wrote on January 25, 2023 at 10:55 PM

Reply to comment by MyNameIsAirl in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886

Sshh. The only advantage we have over AI is our sense of humour

RecalcitrantHuman t1_j5ray7d wrote on January 25, 2023 at 12:33 AM

Reply to comment by Current_Brick5305 in What's brown and sticky? by JRP1138

Nice. We need more coffee and women jokes in this sub.

RecalcitrantHuman t1_j5r03ky wrote on January 24, 2023 at 11:19 PM

Reply to comment by gotbetterbro in My friend claims that understanding a Fibonacci sequence is hard, but I disagree. by porichoygupto

Are we just gonna gloss over how we get from 0 to 1?

RecalcitrantHuman t1_j5qnx3a wrote on January 24, 2023 at 10:00 PM

Reply to My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27

Tell her to keep her bra on.

RecalcitrantHuman t1_j5prybn wrote on January 24, 2023 at 6:44 PM

Reply to comment by LiterateGuineapig in A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. by AralphNity

Since when is petting a crime

RecalcitrantHuman t1_j2bh9a4 wrote on December 31, 2022 at 12:46 AM

Reply to comment by PancakesandV8s in Woman cheats on her husband by Jpgamerguy90

That we know of

RecalcitrantHuman t1_j25whwz wrote on December 29, 2022 at 9:59 PM

Reply to comment by 12altoids34 in Did you know, there are no canaries in the Canary Islands? by MaygarRodub

Are you Chuck Norris?

RecalcitrantHuman t1_iyary2h wrote on November 30, 2022 at 12:34 AM

Reply to comment by lachjeff in What's a redditor's most effective birth control? by ratadeacero

For me it has always been my mouth

RecalcitrantHuman t1_iy7947l wrote on November 29, 2022 at 6:59 AM

Reply to I tried donating two classic board games to a thrift store, but they said they could only take one. I asked which one they wanted and they said... by chopselmcity

Who’s the Mastermind behind this joke?

RecalcitrantHuman t1_iy0ttk7 wrote on November 27, 2022 at 10:00 PM

Reply to comment by peterrahn in A chicken and a horse become best friends on their farm. by BobVilasBeard

I could grow 6” but then it would no longer be a penis.

RecalcitrantHuman t1_iy08qmz wrote on November 27, 2022 at 7:41 PM

Reply to comment by cxd7912 in Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? by daird1

This was too long to read but what about proof by: muh, science.

RecalcitrantHuman t1_ixwy2h5 wrote on November 27, 2022 at 12:52 AM

Reply to The rabbit and the bear by jptrooper24

Ah. #42. Classic

RecalcitrantHuman t1_ixp04w1 wrote on November 25, 2022 at 4:01 AM

Reply to comment by Key_Drawer_1516 in What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day? by mutantbabysnort

That’s only one option

RecalcitrantHuman t1_ixnorwj wrote on November 24, 2022 at 9:08 PM

Reply to comment by kkitty44 in It can get hairy. by Direct_Conclusion_40

Maybe you are doing it wrong

RecalcitrantHuman t1_ixaebux wrote on November 21, 2022 at 11:33 PM

Reply to comment by ENetArch in I asked Siri why I'm still single... by UnrealGaming9

Not enough