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SpringyardDream t1_ixo88po wrote

He sees a gorgeous lady. She replies "No, my mama does the handjobs".

He replies "Ah, so you must do the croissants".

She replies "No. My mama does those too. I do the full sexual intercourse".

He said "Now you tell me! Why didn't you put that on the sign?" and she slapped his face.

"What do you think I am? Some kind of prostitute?"

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