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gogoman t1_ixwa3fg wrote

Oh, so you are that baby from the bus, all grown up??!!

(in case anyone doesn't remember.. [how come you guys don't? its reposted every month!] here it is):

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A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."

In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.

"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.

The man sympathized and said "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."

"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."

"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."

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Gr33nDrag0n02 t1_ixxktaz wrote

from a biological point of view, human can be considered a monkey

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Sidneymcdanger t1_iy0gdz3 wrote

In much the same way that humans can be considered a type of whale. Humans are apes, not monkeys.

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caltroppsederapp42 t1_ixwy01a wrote

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the ugly cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

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blasphemusa t1_ixwpadg wrote

Rodney: I'm so ugly when my dog humps my leg he closes his eyes.

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[deleted] t1_ixx5n2u wrote

I miss his witty one liner jokes. I get no respect I tell ya.

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HotGambleMud t1_iy10ui8 wrote

You so ugly your parents had to tie a pork chop to you to get the family dog to play with you

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rollwitpunches t1_ixzz0jj wrote

but you look like a bag of smashed assholes? lol

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