Submitted by Significant_System97 t3_z5i3pl in Jokes
gogoman t1_ixwa3fg wrote
Oh, so you are that baby from the bus, all grown up??!!
(in case anyone doesn't remember.. [how come you guys don't? its reposted every month!] here it is):
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A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."
In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.
"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.
The man sympathized and said "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."
"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."
"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
woozleuwuzzle t1_ixwn7d6 wrote
Thanks, that cracked me up, I needed that.
Gr33nDrag0n02 t1_ixxktaz wrote
from a biological point of view, human can be considered a monkey
Sidneymcdanger t1_iy0gdz3 wrote
In much the same way that humans can be considered a type of whale. Humans are apes, not monkeys.
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