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NyzzByzz t1_j2dqg45 wrote

If i help cover up child abuse will i get to become an angel too? Low bar eh.

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Actual-Situation4959 t1_j2e1jbi wrote

depends on the gender of the child. if you're after boys christianity is the way to go. if you're after girls, then "another religion" is the way to go. notice how I wrote "another religion" because I'd like to keep my head on my shoulders

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fukkitdick t1_j2f11qf wrote

jeez it's a joke dude! btw if god was so great that he could make the universe and everything in it but can bring Dahmer or Bundy back from the dead n say to everyone repent for I have been to hell and it's a horrible place.

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