A Husband and Wife want to get it on one afternoon, but their 7 year old son is home. To get around this issue the Dad tells his son to go out on the balcony of the apartment and yell at them what he sees. The son goes out on the balcony and Mom and Dad race into the bedroom to start getting it on.

The son starts yelling at them:

"Mrs.Johnson is walking her dog!" He yells.

"That's Great!" replies the Father, while he pounds his wife on the bed. "What else do you see?"

"The Smiths are unloading their groceries!" He exclaims.

"That's great son!" The Father answers, trying to hurry before his son gets bored and comes back inside. "What else is happening?"

"Well," says the boy "The Lees are having sex!"

The Father and Mother both stop right in the middle of the act, staring at each other in confusion.

"How do you know that Son?" Asks the Father.

"Their kid is out on the balcony!" The boy answers.