Submitted by yomommafool t3_zxcvxc in Jokes
Make_the_music_stop t1_j1zzum3 wrote
Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant "Table for twenty-six, please."
"There's only thirteen of you."
"Yes, but we all like to sit on the same side."
lex_tok t1_j20cuey wrote
Judas: Hey Jezus, will you come to the last supper!?
Jezus: The what!?
Judas: Euh... The supper..wil you come to the supper?
ProfessionalGuitar84 t1_j20a136 wrote
Damn, saw this weeks ago...
MaygarRodub t1_j21pr8c wrote
Around April, maybe?
Bdellio t1_j20dmch wrote
How did they get back home from the restaurant? They all left in one accord.
judahrosenthal t1_j20o1na wrote
I saw this a few weeks ago for first time too. Super funny.
murphanduncas t1_j2107us wrote
"Water for everyone" with a wink.
dje1964 t1_j21fhdp wrote
What was Jesus saying during Michael Angelo's Last Supper?
Anyone that wants to be in the picture needs to sit on this side of the table
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