Submitted by username_taken_not t3_zz6rzv in Jokes
Because it states that a man who lays with another man should be stoned.
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meniallyactivate33 t1_j29seix wrote
‟Woah man! Hey! Do you’ve... protection?”
‟Oh yeah almost forgot. Alright here, get this joint blazin”
‟Whew... That was close man. Did not want to go about risking eternal damnation and all”
Finiasi t1_j29t365 wrote
Thats the old testament my dude
dohrk t1_j29tenf wrote
So you can read. That is in the title.
slobbyrobb t1_j29ub0v wrote
Was this the old testament?
leonscum t1_j2a5ojp wrote
I asked my priest once if they stoned both men and he said, "No, just the one on top". I asked, "Why didn't they stone the other man"? He said, "Because he was a priest".
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1_yard_dash t1_j2bker7 wrote
No, I think it was the Old Testament
realmuffinman t1_j2c0pnq wrote
Actually, it was in the old testament
befouledXxy t1_j29ri7z wrote
Jesus died for your sins!!! So you make sure you sin, otherwise Jesus died for nothing..