Submitted by Appropriate_Oil3229 t3_zye1ef in Jokes
Police say he stabbed himself three times before shooting himself in the back of the head and jumping from a third story window.
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watashi01 t1_j26saqi wrote
Nagh, no one kills themselves at 3am.
Appropriate_Oil3229 OP t1_j25eh2j wrote
So, what is that? For “jokes”?
Iliveinthissoultrap2 t1_j26du5s wrote
You forgot to add that he left a suite note explaining how he committed suicide and the note was officially stamped by the communist party division of suicide!
Appropriate_Oil3229 OP t1_j26egrc wrote
Nice! The police are sticking with this story because they don’t want to die by suicide too.
Iliveinthissoultrap2 t1_j26f45k wrote
Detective Igor and his partner both committed suicide by stabbing themselves 3 times and shooting themselves in the back of the head. The new detective on the case confirmed that it was definitely a suicide without any type of signs indicating foul play!
ImportedBavarian t1_j27uyfi wrote
Despite all of his disdain for Britain, Putin was clearly inspired by Fawlty Towers.
"Don't mention the war".
Fun_Let_6140 t1_j28el6s wrote
He had the most unfortunate of accidents. He fell out of a window onto a car parked outside......just as it exploded!
Appropriate_Oil3229 OP t1_j2b6i26 wrote
The exploding car was a separate “suicide” no doubt. It
Iliveinthissoultrap2 t1_j26dwt6 wrote
A suicide note
Waitsfornoone t1_j25e36m wrote
Doesn't this sound more like r/3amjokes?