ImportedBavarian

ImportedBavarian t1_j6dmszv wrote on January 29, 2023 at 4:38 PM

Reply to I watched that documentary about the guy who fell in love with his car. by djnexusOG

OMD sang about Tesla girls decades ago.

ImportedBavarian t1_j2dgvjq wrote on December 31, 2022 at 1:02 PM

Reply to What's the worst thing to find out the hard way? by EyeOfTheMemes

How much a zipper can hurt.

ImportedBavarian t1_j2dgp3m wrote on December 31, 2022 at 1:00 PM

Reply to What do you call an archeology party? by jedi21knight

You just had to dig that one out, didn't you?

ImportedBavarian t1_j2cuj29 wrote on December 31, 2022 at 8:08 AM

Reply to My wife,Rose,is leaving me because of my obsession with pens by ipascoe

I read "penis".

ImportedBavarian t1_j27uyfi wrote on December 30, 2022 at 7:14 AM

Reply to Another Russian Suicide by Appropriate_Oil3229

Despite all of his disdain for Britain, Putin was clearly inspired by Fawlty Towers.

"Don't mention the war".

ImportedBavarian t1_j23exbb wrote on December 29, 2022 at 10:47 AM

Reply to A bear walks into a bar and orders a whisky with.. cola. by ElderberryPoet

I just can't bear this joke any longer.

ImportedBavarian t1_j1nf16m wrote on December 25, 2022 at 9:09 PM

Reply to I had a blind date by BowelMovementator

Carrying a gun too, Brad Arm Pitt.

ImportedBavarian t1_j1ndmjm wrote on December 25, 2022 at 8:58 PM

Reply to Yo mama so fat.. by johnwick76

Yo mama is so ugly, taxes evade HER.

ImportedBavarian t1_j1nbpq1 wrote on December 25, 2022 at 8:44 PM

Reply to What do you call a person who keeps on talking after everyone's lost interest? by old_farmer

Still better to lose some interest than the principal.

ImportedBavarian t1_j0ldybn wrote on December 17, 2022 at 3:26 PM

Reply to Judas: Hey Jesus, are you coming to the Last Supper? by MudakMudakov

Bastard switched the wine for water too.

ImportedBavarian t1_j08ycuq wrote on December 14, 2022 at 10:38 PM

Reply to Why does the baker rarely get into arguments? by ShortPhotog87

Do you fight? No, I donut.

ImportedBavarian t1_iy8hfig wrote on November 29, 2022 at 3:22 PM

Reply to What did the mother buffalo say to her little boy as he left for school? by Arkvoodle42

And the tiger said to her cubs: stay on the zebra!

ImportedBavarian t1_iy8bi7s wrote on November 29, 2022 at 2:38 PM

Reply to Last night I paused the film to make a cup of tea. by rest_in_war

Deffo stop motion.

ImportedBavarian t1_iy4f2wv wrote on November 28, 2022 at 5:53 PM

Reply to If the Stork is the bird that delivers babies... by Stannoth

Either that or the rubber duck.

ImportedBavarian t1_iy32m7d wrote on November 28, 2022 at 11:09 AM

Reply to How does an American cop like their coffee by shadow_king13

You left out the sugarcoating