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vincentmolin t1_j1v9l3u wrote

Reminds me of one of my fathers favorites.

A man named his dog tax. Every time he opened the door….in come tax.

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Livalac t1_j1vabzt wrote

This joke does not cut the mustard.

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musicbufff t1_j1vb32a wrote

You forgot to mention his brother Bucks, who is out to stud...

Bucks fucks

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Carteeg_Struve t1_j1vejno wrote

Not good at racing. He’s always is trying to ketchup. Hopefully someday he’ll relish a victory.

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Spy_Mouse t1_j1vtexq wrote

Dang this joke is too fast for me. I don't think I can catch up.

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Big-End-9824 t1_j1vvlie wrote

A horse walks into a bar in the U.K. and the bar man says:@“why the long face”? Horse replies:” because this is a weatherspoons”.

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theoriginalstarwars t1_j1wp17o wrote

If i had a racehorse it sounds be named "Myface". Just so I can hear random people in the crowd yelling "Come on Myface".

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viomoo t1_j1ww82y wrote

Replying to RutCry (#1,100,927)

Weatherspoons is a chain of ‘bars’ that are pretty cheap, but no music etc. closest thing in the US would be Chili’s maybe? Somewhere people meet for cheap drinks and food, but not really a ‘bar’.

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kurdt67 t1_j1x3cfd wrote

But does he live on a ranch?

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KidKilobyte t1_j1x77l5 wrote

I feel this needs just a little bit more. How about…

One of the horses in Young Frankenstein was named Mayo and when anyone said Frau Blucher Mayo neighs

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mnewe t1_j1xg6fn wrote

I think y’all are beating a dead horse

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skinydan t1_j1xirvr wrote

I bet he likes to wander all over your spread

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vartha OP t1_j1y9wqc wrote

Replying to RutCry (#1,100,927)

The following is my conversation with ChatGPT about your comment:

Me: Explain why the following joke may be considered funny: A horse walks into a bar in the U.K. and the bar man says:@“why the long face”? Horse replies:” because this is a weatherspoons”.

ChatGPT: The joke "A horse walks into a bar in the U.K. and the bar man says: 'why the long face'? Horse replies: 'because this is a Weatherspoons'" is a play on words that relies on the listener's knowledge of the expression "to have a long face," which means to look sad or unhappy. The joke also references the British pub chain Weatherspoons, which is known for offering cheap drinks and food.

The joke is funny because it combines the unexpected image of a horse walking into a bar with the humorous play on words and reference to a well-known pub chain. The joke relies on the listener's knowledge of the expression "to have a long face" and their familiarity with Weatherspoons in order to be understood and appreciated.

Me: Do horses have long faces?

ChatGPT: Horses do have long faces, but this is not the reason the horse in the joke has a long face. The phrase "to have a long face" is an expression that means to look sad or unhappy. In the joke, the horse's long face is being used as a play on words, implying that the horse is unhappy because it is in a Weatherspoons pub. This is intended to be humorous because it combines the unexpected image of a horse in a bar with the play on words and reference to a well-known pub chain. The joke relies on the listener's knowledge of the expression "to have a long face" and their familiarity with Weatherspoons in order to be understood and appreciated.

Me: Do you think that asking someone who has a long face anatomically if they have a long face in the sense of being sad also constitutes a pun and thus contributes to the joke?

ChatGPT: It is possible that asking someone who has a long face anatomically if they have a long face in the sense of being sad could be considered a pun and contribute to the humor of a joke. A pun is a form of word play that exploits multiple meanings of a term, or of similar-sounding words, for an intended humorous or rhetorical effect. In this case, the phrase "to have a long face" has two meanings: it can refer to someone's facial appearance, as in the case of someone who has a naturally long face, or it can refer to someone's emotional state, as in the case of someone who looks sad or unhappy.

If someone with a long face anatomically were to be asked if they have a long face because they are sad, the question could be interpreted as a pun because it plays on the multiple meanings of the phrase "to have a long face." This could contribute to the humor of a joke by adding an element of word play and unexpected interpretation of the phrase. However, it is important to note that humor is subjective and what one person finds funny may not be the same for another person.

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