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Dinosalsa t1_j4lvqh5 wrote

"Dear Ma,

If you are reading this, I might be dead. I just want to tell you that I love you, Pa and Sis so much. I am fighting for my life with all I got. I decided to drive to your new home to meet the new baby, because I too want to know if I'm an uncle or an aunt. But I've been delayed because I locked the car with the keys inside. I called the locksmith and the insurance guy, but both got really mad and stormed off just as they arrived. I haven't eaten in days, my last meal was a pack of biscuits I found in the glove compartment

Love,

Sonny"

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National-Currency-75 t1_j4ntjcq wrote

Yeah man, my bass player locked his keys in his car and it took an hour to get unlocked so drummer could get out.

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TonyJosephSr t1_j4paxxd wrote

I knew a blonde that locked her keys in the car, and it started to rain... She couldn't get in to put the top up

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mbergman42 t1_j4o1ee4 wrote

Geez, sounded all West Virginia until you got to the biscuits part.

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