ApatheticZero187 t1_j61avk4 wrote on January 27, 2023 at 12:21 AM

Reply to comment by HopPros in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886

And you should presume to know my life and what I've been through so as to pin that on me? You can blame me for being straight because obviously I was single handedly the source of all of it. May as well blame me for the mass slaughter of native Americans when the white man moved west. I was plotting that and traveled back in time to commit these atrocities. Behold my awesomeness as a super villain who is into females...